Sunday, March 6, 2011

Lighten Up!!

WHY does weight loss have to be so SERIOUS.
People need to laugh at themselves for a change, really.
I have found that I have found my humor on this journey.
Honestly, sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself.

Recently I started coming up with a list of "things that will be awesome when I lose this weight"
Among the things on this list are:

1) I'll be able to wear knee socks that won't cut into my cankles.
2) I'll be able to look at myself naked in the mirror and not throw up a little in my mouth.
3) People will no longer mistake me for the fat kid in "Goonies"
4) (Rennie edition) When I wear a bodice I will no longer look like a beached whale shoved into a high top sneaker.
5) When I go for a run, people will no longer assume I'm chasing the ice cream truck.
6) My clothing size won't resemble a porno rating.

The list could go on and on.
And so I leave you with just one point to ponder:
Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Here's to being losers in 2011!


Michelle Saunderson said...

Too funny!

Lucky Girl said...

Love it!! Thanks for the laugh!!

Shrinking Jeans said...

LOL!! (And ABSOLUTELY fat people can go skinny dipping!! ..... as long as no one is around. haha)

Toni said...

"Can fat people go skinny dipping?"

Hell yeah! That was the only thought that popped into my head.

A great post!

Anne said...

Hilarious! Happy SITS Day!

JDaniel4's Mom said...

Happy SITS day! Oh! I think they can!

Tricia said...

Everyone should keep that sense of humor about them - awesome post! Happy SITS day!

misssrobin said...

I'm glad you have a good sense of humor. It will help when things are tough.

Sheila Skillingstead said...

You made me laugh. Thanks. I definitely walk the angry path when dieting. Visiting from SITS. Enjoy your day.

Stephanie Kneese said...

I go chunky dunking, just kidding. But dieting is just a mean thing, I hate the D word... and yet I'm always on one. Happy Sits Day!

Kristin Leamy said...

hehe, I say fat people can do anything they want, just like anyone else. Want to skinny dip? Go for it!

Joan Merrell said...

Love, love, love this! You made my day today. :)

Myna Kay said...

Love your sense of humor! Have a great day!

Teresa said...

A sense of humor is so important for everything in life :) Happy SITS Day!

DJrelAt7 said...

LOL Happy SITS day :)